Peace and mushrooms
Your mind is like a parachute, it doesn’t work unless it’s open.
A car pulls into the drive way.
Normal people: oh i guess they are lost. Just turning around.
My mom: WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE! ARE THEY STALKING US! I DON’T FEEL SAFE IN MY OWN HOME!
A wrong number calls.
Normal people: oh sorry you have the wrong number.
My mom: WHO IS THIS!? YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER! STOP CALLING ME!
